The Empire of Cadonio is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Rojas with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.898 billion Cadonioans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Cardenas. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Cadonioan economy, worth a remarkable 1,555 trillion Stag Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 196,890 Stag Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Exiles see that the line where the sky meets the sea is just clouds and rain, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, public buses smell like litter boxes, and every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cadonio's national animal is the Honey Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cadonioism.

Cadonio is ranked 305,903^rd in the world and 4,610^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 2.49 Obesity Rate.