The Empire of Cadonio is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Rojas with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.105 billion Cadonioans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Cardenas. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Cadonioan economy, worth 657 trillion Stag Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,144 Stag Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, and the atmosphere in Cadonioan boardrooms is turning more gay. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cadonio's national animal is the Honey Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cadonioism.

Cadonio is ranked 170,937^th in the world and 3,128^th in The North Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 610.71 milliStalins.