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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 788thMost Influential: 2,533rdBest Weather: 7,492nd
The Kingdom of
Authoritarian Democracy
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population983 million

CapitalNueva Cardenas

CurrencyStag Dollar
AnimalHoney Badger

The Kingdom of Cadonio is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 983 million Cadonioans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Cardenas. The average income tax rate is 77.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Cadonioan economy, worth 100 trillion Stag Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,327 Stag Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Home renovation projects take decades to complete, the transit system is throwing poor people under the bus, hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders, and the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cadonio's national animal is the Honey Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cadonio is ranked 38,824th in the world and 1,421st in The North Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,529.91 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 788thMost Influential: 2,533rdTop
Best Weather: 7,492ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,514thHealthiest Citizens: 11,580thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,423rdMost Inclusive: 12,988thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,022ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,249thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,313thLowest Crime Rates: 13,322ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,330thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,730thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,310thSafest: 14,467thHighest Food Quality: 16,279thNicest Citizens: 16,663rdHighest Poor Incomes: 17,571stMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,245thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,263rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,975thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,578thLargest Governments: 21,859thLargest Welfare Programs: 24,097thMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,293rdLargest Publishing Industry: 24,770thMost Pacifist: 26,448th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 330th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 411th in the regionBest Weather: 413th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 527th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 631st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 662nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 664th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 666th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 684th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 712th in the regionMost Influential: 731st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 741st in the regionMost Inclusive: 754th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 780th in the regionSafest: 821st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 859th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 862nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 896th in the regionNicest Citizens: 921st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 933rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 950th in the regionLargest Governments: 1,000th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,008th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,029th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,049th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1,130th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1,140th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cadonio, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
  • : Cadonio was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Cadonio, hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Cadonio, the transit system is throwing poor people under the bus.
  • : Following new legislation in Cadonio, home renovation projects take decades to complete.
  • : Following new legislation in Cadonio, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
  • : Cadonio voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Rights for Crime Victims Act".
  • : Cadonio endorsed The United States of Magnvm Dainamia.
  • : Cadonio was endorsed by The United States of Magnvm Dainamia.
  • : Cadonio was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and the Top 10% for Largest Welfare Programs and Most Pacifist.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 208 » United States of Dictators, Orado, Tachycardia, Ayuzhhhhh, Bankowiata, Oannia, Shibutani, Gragadoia, Omicron Persei V111, Aerilia, The Rhein States, Ethnon, Guer Aike, Artoriticitys, Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Dreadton, Varisland, Galbadiana, Loli County, Corfad, Hulldom, Former English Colony, Laurendon, Aenglaland, Inspiratus, Tyirza, Ardonii, Filibustra, The Erie Doctrine, Pazair, Notyoutopia, Hardscrabble, Siwale, Valiacorkit, Napnap, Ellbonnia, Pallaith, Loutsland, Koda-Land, Kwaj, Frances Francis the First of France, New Lakemba, Xagill, Seanat, Regallio, Prevaland, Kastonvia, Sojenre, Sil Dorsett, and 158 others.Toilet Man, Rainengrad, Card Kingdom, North Bratislava, Sunto, Q w e r t y, Kranostav, The Zheng Dynasty, Bongo Mountain, Heilhum Imperius, Ohiyo, PotatoFarmers, Myrenia, Pinguioris, Wisconsota, Selfgradatude, Cobolica, The Jerichowan Country, Bardopia, Pinky Queen, Federation Terra Australis, Omnistria, Just Vibin, Testnation223, Simone Republic, Capablanca, Wineclaw, Banaus, Sakupolis, Votak Matim, Piura, Zyvetskistaahn, KAP03land, Scroplia, Paradeavenlisian States, Libertarianists States, Praestania, Communist Beijing Must be China, Miyasaka, Surb Clant, Nordic-British Union, Kandorith, Hops and Malt, Sechiole, Flurbleland, Unshleepd, Ishtimbine, Berke Khan, Parpyduckland, Thought Obliteration, Sea Star Islands, Choi Aeguka, Antiyard, Guslantis, Yamantau, Hopenadya, Meadowfields, Pigeonstan, Alfenheim, Twinbrook, Wooloo Unitedstrtes, Yokciq Empire, SteelFists, 1 very fast endotarter, Cowbridge, Misthas, XD 2, Old Emporia, Alpajuli of Ciangsans, Jorni, Viridiann, Individualist Catopia, Agencourt, Imperial Nation Nlaaciaroepmi, Cartures, Saldam, Arucaria, Fatski land, Kaiser Dominance, South Licentil, Psykistria, Napnomadia, Riocht mor Daraen, The Austro Germanic Union, Holy Marcus Empire, Uritalitaria, Merconitonitopia, Neo Santos, Ovekisu, Chipoli, Wilkshire, TyGerria, Esteneng, Kurkmeistan, Facolo, Runeda, Revrielleverizzlan, Liberepublia, The Arverni Lands, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Kaschovia, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Siatin, The northern Polish territories, Canadamerica, Sri Temasekia, Davidianian, Atrito, Volletnia, Kayowa, Austro-Bavarian States, FLORRP, Unsophisticate, Bodhisva, Intion North, Radicaster, Greater Cesnica, Perikuresu, Travislavania, GrayingOut, Wolffoxia, Aless, Liberate World Order, The Serdey Islands, Demidexia, Pen Blanityion, Alqaran, Two Yellow Star, Maott, King Rainbow Cat, Idotistanistan, Hentaigraado, Etanur, Antipodea and Allies, Cult of Silence, Segesta, New Brazil of South, Usichsevi, Tsandonown, New Soges, New-Ferytland, Waystar Fujiwara International, East Plate, Libertario do s, Adria and the Slovenes, Iukatia, Furballland in TNP, Darkanistan, Uttarakhand, FurryFeet, Socialist Industrial Council Republics, Harjad, Smithsonia, Landraya, Mazke, New Trisone, Catalis, and Magnvm Dainamia.