The Austria of New Chilokver is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Lord Albo with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 25.828 billion Chilokveri are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apelia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Chilokveri economy, worth an astonishing 10,602 trillion Dollarydoos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 410,516 Dollarydoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomatic missions are often mistaken as declarations of war, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, frat-house partying has become the national pastime, and a government program is underway to revitalize New Chilokver's beaches. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Chilokver's national animal is the Drop Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Chilokver is ranked 307,850^th in the world and 4,699^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 0.91 Obesity Rate.