The Democratic Republic of Seenvorland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Sören Trautmann with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.987 billion Seenvorlandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Altbrunnland. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Seenvorlandian economy, worth 300 trillion Kingins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 151,057 Kingins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, the Seenvorlandian Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely, Seenvorland's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region, and young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seenvorland's national animal is the Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Seenvorland is ranked 173,434^th in the world and 8,715^th in The North Pacific for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.72 Missed References Per Hour.