The Democratic Republic of Seenvorland is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by President Bauerfeind with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, vat-grown people, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.226 billion Seenvorlandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Altbrunnland. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Seenvorlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,459 trillion Kingins a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 151,551 Kingins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, code enforcement officers circle wealthy Seenvorlandians like vultures, the official Seenvorlandian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, and increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seenvorland's national animal is the Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Seenvorland is ranked 305,821^st in the world and 4,501^st in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -18.71 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.