The Democratic Republic of Seenvorland is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Anne Wagner with a fair hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.368 billion Seenvorlandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Altbrunnland. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Seenvorlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,087 trillion Kingins a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 147,552 Kingins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, and voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seenvorland's national animal is the Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Seenvorland is ranked 257,718^th in the world and 10,886^th in The North Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -15.68 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.