The United Federal States of Phii is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by James Frens with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, national health service, and daily referendums. The compassionate, devout population of 3.723 billion Phiians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novataia. The average income tax rate is 41.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Phiian economy, worth 508 trillion Emerald Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 136,555 Emerald Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Riot police are stationed around paintings of violent protestors, James Frens's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, re-education centers are being added to most prisons, and citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Phii's national animal is the Red-Tailed Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Ice-Creamism.

Phii is ranked 243,712^th in the world and 3,819^th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.02 percentage of bribes refused.