The Neo-Dispensational Emirate of JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Studious Arbuckle Al Haz con Arroz with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.599 billion Jean Jacks are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Environment, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of EVERY BURGER IS A KING. The average income tax rate is 58.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOLian economy, worth 143 trillion Sly Fellows a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,036 Sly Fellows, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, blood stains the floors of the execution room and the hands of the state, and factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL's national animal is the Mercurial Baron von Smite, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Theo-static Xibalbian Ritualistic Excess.

JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL is ranked 231,386^th in the world and 4,928^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 33.54 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.