JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL

| Population | 5.381 billion |
| Capital | EVERY BURGER IS A KING |
| Leader | Studious Arbuckle Al Haz con Arroz |
| Faith | Theo-static Xibalbian Ritualistic Excess |
| Currency | Sly Fellow |
| Animal | Mercurial Baron von Smite |
The Neo-Dispensational Emirate of JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Studious Arbuckle Al Haz con Arroz with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.381 billion Jean Jacks are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Defense are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of EVERY BURGER IS A KING. The average income tax rate is 74.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOLian economy, worth a remarkable 1,039 trillion Sly Fellows a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 193,260 Sly Fellows, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in, trolls insist that strings of racial slurs mean "good morning" in obscure languages, if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOLian satellites can detect it, and starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL's national animal is the Mercurial Baron von Smite, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Theo-static Xibalbian Ritualistic Excess.
JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL is ranked 102,204th in the world and 1,551st in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,014.85 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL, starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta.
- : Following new legislation in
JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL, if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOLian satellites can detect it.
- : Following new legislation in
JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL, trolls insist that strings of racial slurs mean "good morning" in obscure languages.
- :
JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Vilita and Turori"".
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JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL voted against the World Assembly Resolution "International Nuclear Compliance Commission".
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JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL endorsed
The Imperium of Alder Alderaan.
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JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL endorsed
The ɔᴉlqndǝɹ uʍop ǝpᴉsdn of Naskralenistan.
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JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL was endorsed by
The Imperium of Alder Alderaan.
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JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL was endorsed by
The ɔᴉlqndǝɹ uʍop ǝpᴉsdn of Naskralenistan.
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JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector and Largest Retail Industry.

















































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