The Republic of Trajonia is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, soft-spoken computers, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.164 billion Trajonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Augustia. The average income tax rate is 86.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Trajonian economy, worth 144 trillion Solidars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 124,350 Solidars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Museums offer moralization or your money back, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, and a bureaucratic fight over TIA cafeteria food expenditures has caused the temporary suspension of all agency counterintelligence operations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trajonia's national animal is the Great White Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Trajonia is ranked 13,132^nd in the world and 472^nd in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 89.02 on the Human Development Index.