The Laconic Silence of Jughru is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Karnar Akkalhynn with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 15.248 billion Jughrunese are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karnaria. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Jughruan economy, worth a remarkable 3,493 trillion Kirrans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 229,118 Kirrans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jughru is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Karnar Akkalhynn's wardrobe, a government program is underway to revitalize Jughru's beaches, and interest in globalism never flags. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jughru's national animal is the Jaguar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Violetism.

Jughru is ranked 303,818^th in the world and 4,547^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 3.62 Obesity Rate.