The Unorthodoxly Armed Nation of Jughru is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Karnar Akalhynn with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.412 billion Jughruans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karnaria. The average income tax rate is 88.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jughruan economy, worth a remarkable 1,809 trillion Kirrans a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 158,577 Kirrans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists aren't the only ones that talk about coming back from a trip, there's some really clean windows in Jughruan houses, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jughru's national animal is the Jaguar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secular Pastapharian.

Jughru is ranked 24,482^nd in the world and 524^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 47.6 flags saluted per person per day.