The Kingdom of Siamthara is a tiny, safe nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 8 million Siamians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 15.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Siamese economy, worth 424 billion Rahts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,083 Rahts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

College students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, foreign leaders are advising that Leader's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence, and one does not simply walk into the tundra. Crime is totally unknown. Siamthara's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Siamthara is ranked 173,210^th in the world and 3,015^th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 54.04 on the Human Development Index.