The Eternal Land of Loutsland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Arthur with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and enslaved workforce. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.943 billion Loutslanders are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crescent. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Loutslandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,541 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 222,080 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

In life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, the government has returned all business to private ownership, people on the brink of death are put through unwanted and stressful procedures, and the Loutslandian Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loutsland's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Loutslandian Church.

Loutsland is ranked 4,370^th in the world and 221^st in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 135.23 quips per hour.