The Eternal Land of Loutsland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Arthur with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.226 billion Loutslanders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crescent. The average income tax rate is 89.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Loutslandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,649 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 298,490 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, getting your license is a rite of passage for young adults, a lot of number one hits are straight cover versions, and molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Loutsland's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Loutslandian Church.

Loutsland is ranked 316,663^rd in the world and 5,858^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 2.75 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.