The Eternal Land of Loutsland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Arthur with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless population of 3.089 billion Loutslanders are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crescent. The average income tax rate is 79.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Loutslandian economy, worth 506 trillion Golds a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,995 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force, adultery has been made a capital offence, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, and citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loutsland's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Loutslandian Church.

Loutsland is ranked 2,285^th in the world and 139^th in The North Pacific for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 53,401.89 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.