The Eternal Land of Loutsland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Arthur with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.831 billion Loutslanders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crescent. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Loutslandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,384 trillion Golds a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 312,519 Golds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,824,391 per year while the poor average 25,188, a ratio of 72.4 to 1.

People often feel unbalanced by their daily commute, the 'sing-a-long with Arthur' album is a popular souvenir, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions, and dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loutsland's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Loutslandian Church.

Loutsland is ranked 3,485^th in the world and 168^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 126.09 law-abiding acts per hour.