The Eternal Land of Loutsland is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Arthur with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, ritual sacrifices, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 2.651 billion Loutslanders are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crescent. The average income tax rate is 73.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Loutslandian economy, worth 410 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Retail. Average income is an impressive 154,801 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits, careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations, the government spends millions of Golds every year prosecuting spammers, and strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loutsland's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Loutslandian Church.

Loutsland is ranked 17,147^th in the world and 888^th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 84.28 on the Human Development Index.