The Eternal Land of Loutsland is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Arthur with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.043 billion Loutslanders are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crescent. The average income tax rate is 74.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Loutslandian economy, worth 132 trillion Golds a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,927 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Billions of Golds are spent to take high-quality photos of the Dragon Nebula, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness', and people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loutsland's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Loutslandian Church.

Loutsland is ranked 74,507^th in the world and 3,984^th in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 2,481.5 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.