The Serene Atrythonic Kingdom of Atrito is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Edward II with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.187 billion Atritons enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Atritia. The average income tax rate is 85.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Atriton economy, worth a remarkable 2,012 trillion Atriton Pounds a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 179,868 Atriton Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, and several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Atrito's national animal is the Atritic Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Oceanic Paganism.

Atrito is ranked 215,180^th in the world and 3,796^th in The North Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 526.84 milliStalins.