The Federal Republic of Nasao is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic population of 306 million Nasaoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Nasaoan economy, worth 14.4 trillion Federal Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 46,895 Federal Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, ritual mummification is making a comeback, and religious households enthusiastically use whips in private. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nasao's national animal is the White Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nasao is ranked 108,539^th in the world and 4,059^th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 31.55 quips per hour.