The Catholic Kingdom of Texaska is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King William Campbell with an even hand, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 8.048 billion Texaskans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Antonio. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Texaskan economy, worth a remarkable 1,354 trillion Goldcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 168,325 Goldcoins, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

The reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Texaska's national animal is the Coyote, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Texaska is ranked 18,053^rd in the world and 543^rd in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 325.91 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.