The Constitutional Monarchy of Texaska is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King William Campbell with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.161 billion Texaskans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Antonio. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Texaskan economy, worth 673 trillion Goldcoins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 161,792 Goldcoins, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

King William Campbell can cry on demand, politicians no longer click with dating app matches, King William Campbell will only ring up foreign leaders if they agree to reverse the charges, and party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance". Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Texaska's national animal is the Coyote, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Texaska is ranked 19,945^th in the world and 437^th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 6,088.99 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.