The Catholic Kingdom of Texaska is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King William Campbell with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 8.071 billion Texaskans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Antonio. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Texaskan economy, worth a remarkable 1,356 trillion Goldcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 168,072 Goldcoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, retail stores are known for creating their own oddly-similar holidays in the months preceding any major festivity, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, and shanty towns of homeless immigrants are the ideal recruiting ground for terrorist organisations. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Texaska's national animal is the Coyote, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Texaska is ranked 318,099^th in the world and 4,442^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -10 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.