The Empire of Teothopia is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Teo with an even hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.884 billion Teothopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Imperial Dragon's City. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Teothopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,062 trillion Golden Teothopian Marks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,546 Golden Teothopian Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color, too many developers spoil the codebase, courtrooms can be a little sketchy, and fraternities are rejoicing at government-subsidized partying. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teothopia's national animal is the Mystic Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Teothopia is ranked 4,138^th in the world and 158^th in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 10,348.86 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.