The Republic of Kosova is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Vjosa Osmani with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 8.71 billion Kosovans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pristina. The average income tax rate is 52.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kosovan economy, worth 834 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,851 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's biggest export is stupidity, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies, and washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kosova's national animal is the Balkan lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kosova is ranked 242,123^rd in the world and 3,256^th in The North Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,106.88 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.