The Republic of Kosova is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Vjosa Osmani with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.94 billion Kosovans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pristina. The average income tax rate is 60.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kosovan economy, worth 439 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,000 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, and government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kosova's national animal is the Balkan lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kosova is ranked 264,869^th in the world and 5,249^th in The North Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 275.24 milliStalins.