The Federal Republic of Sepraza is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 217 million Seprazans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 45.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Sepish economy, worth 23.4 trillion Seprazan dineroes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,742 Seprazan dineroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Babies are a small but significant export, an underground movement of cigarette smokers has sprung up in response to a government ban, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, and kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sepraza's national animal is the Lynx, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sepraza is ranked 82,703^rd in the world and 1,340^th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 38.51 quips per hour.