The Federation of Alsion is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and digital currency. The compassionate, cheerful population of 10.094 billion Alsionians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Als. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Alsionian economy, worth a remarkable 3,001 trillion Florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 297,366 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, a surprising number of police officers have been arrested for Wulf sacrifices, and the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alsion's national animal is the Wulf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alsion is ranked 328,205^th in the world and 4,677^th in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -14.91 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.