Vanity of Vanities, Saith the Preacher; All is Vanity
Most Primitive: 9thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th
The Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
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Population19.693 billion

LeaderKing Montebad II
Faiththe Path of Oniton


The Kingdom of Merconitonitopia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Montebad II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its fear of technology, strictly enforced bedtime, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.693 billion Onitonites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bahmedag. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Onitonic economy, worth an astonishing 10,398 trillion virtues a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is a breathtaking 528,025 virtues, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, and bris parties are all the rage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Merconitonitopia's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is the Path of Oniton.

Merconitonitopia is ranked 277,449th in the world and 13,296th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -40.65 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Primitive: 9thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12thMost Devout: 14thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21stMost Ignorant Citizens: 25thBest Weather: 35thHighest Poor Incomes: 60thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 82ndMost Beautiful Environments: 89thLargest Black Market: 94thMost Patriotic: 94thMost Corrupt Governments: 95thHighest Average Tax Rates: 125thLargest Governments: 164thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 167thMost Subsidized Industry: 170thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 195thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 269thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 269thMost Influential: 277thHighest Average Incomes: 298thLongest Average Lifespans: 341stMost Valuable International Artwork: 386thMost Advanced Public Transport: 424thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 441stLowest Crime Rates: 462ndHighest Economic Output: 590thMost Armed: 1,023rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,086thMost Cultured: 1,106thMost Efficient Economies: 1,213thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,658thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 6,016thMost Authoritarian: 6,352ndMost Advanced Public Education: 6,369thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,088thMost Income Equality: 10,296thLargest Populations: 11,815thMost Conservative: 12,070thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,309thMost Stationary: 26,750th
Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 18th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 22nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26th in the regionMost Armed: 36th in the regionMost Cultured: 42nd in the regionMost Influential: 48th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 50th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 60th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 62nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 66th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 76th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 201st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 213th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 294th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 345th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 375th in the regionMost Income Equality: 581st in the regionMost Extreme: 584th in the regionMost Stationary: 641st in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 688th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 776th in the region

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