The Kingdom of Merconitonitopia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Mansebat II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and conspicuous electricity pylons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.574 billion Onitonites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Spirituality, Environment, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bahmedag. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Onitonite economy, worth an astonishing 16,860 trillion virtues a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 590,070 virtues, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate, candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED, war criminals are given full state funerals, and genetic researchers have been expelled. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Merconitonitopia's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Merconitonitopia is ranked 102^nd in the world and 6^th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 110.42 Effective Tax Rate.