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All Rivers run into the Sea, yet the Sea is not Full
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 11thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12thMost Primitive: 14th
The Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Merconitonitopia

Population14.298 billion

CapitalBahmedag
LeaderMontebad II

Currencyvirtue
Animaldove

The Kingdom of Merconitonitopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Montebad II with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, pith helmet sales, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.298 billion Merconites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — is primarily concerned with Defense, with Environment, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bahmedag. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Merconite economy, worth a remarkable 5,979 trillion virtues a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 418,191 virtues, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many believe that Montebad II's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it, tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury, people who have lived their entire lives in Merconitonitopia are shocked to discover that they are not citizens, and statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Merconitonitopia's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Merconitonitopia is ranked 179,233rd in the world and 9,058th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -36.51 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 11thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12thMost Primitive: 14thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 24thMost Devout: 25thBest Weather: 46thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 53rdMost Subsidized Industry: 67thMost Beautiful Environments: 116thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 120thHighest Poor Incomes: 121stLargest Black Market: 132ndMost Corrupt Governments: 135thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 217thHighest Average Tax Rates: 217thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 292ndLargest Governments: 299thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 394thMost Advanced Public Transport: 466thMost Valuable International Artwork: 491stHighest Average Incomes: 570thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 684thLongest Average Lifespans: 821stHighest Economic Output: 1,198thMost Influential: 1,227thMost Armed: 1,368thMost Efficient Economies: 1,480thLowest Crime Rates: 1,767thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,869thMost Cultured: 2,299thHealthiest Citizens: 3,299thNudest: 4,555thMost Authoritarian: 7,121stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,821stTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 9,157thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,657thLargest Populations: 13,431stMost Income Equality: 14,380thMost Extreme: 17,683rd
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 15th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 27th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 33rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 45th in the regionMost Armed: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 67th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 68th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 72nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 87th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 107th in the regionMost Cultured: 109th in the regionNudest: 168th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 189th in the regionLargest Populations: 243rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 286th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 423rd in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 463rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 471st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 573rd in the regionMost Extreme: 771st in the regionMost Income Equality: 847th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 862nd in the region

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