Leviathan Manifest
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 9thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13thMost Primitive: 14th
The Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population15.103 billion

LeaderMontebad II


The Kingdom of Merconitonitopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Montebad II with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, anti-smoking policies, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.103 billion Merconites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — is primarily concerned with Defense, although Environment, Spirituality, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bahmedag. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Merconite economy, worth a remarkable 6,573 trillion virtues a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 435,249 virtues, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No one over the age of 35 has the slightest clue what is going on, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories", and many say faith is a crutch for those who can't move forward. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Merconitonitopia's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Merconitonitopia is ranked 41,713th in the world and 2,189th in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 4,170.87 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 9thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13thMost Primitive: 14thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21stMost Ignorant Citizens: 23rdMost Devout: 25thBest Weather: 45thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 50thHighest Poor Incomes: 69thMost Subsidized Industry: 78thMost Beautiful Environments: 113thLargest Black Market: 119thMost Corrupt Governments: 134thHighest Average Tax Rates: 201stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 208thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 221stLargest Governments: 269thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 272ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 344thMost Influential: 387thMost Advanced Public Transport: 451stHighest Average Incomes: 518thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 546thMost Valuable International Artwork: 561stLongest Average Lifespans: 682ndHighest Economic Output: 1,066thLowest Crime Rates: 1,321stMost Armed: 1,335thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,434thMost Efficient Economies: 1,497thMost Cultured: 1,999thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 2,600thMost Authoritarian: 4,397thNudest: 5,870thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,518thMost Income Equality: 6,794thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,437thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,618thMost Conservative: 10,181stTop
Largest Populations: 13,004thMost Extreme: 14,690th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 16th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 18th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 25th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 39th in the regionMost Armed: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 54th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 69th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 75th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 84th in the regionMost Cultured: 95th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 113th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 143rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 159th in the regionLargest Populations: 218th in the regionNudest: 244th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 266th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 285th in the regionMost Income Equality: 314th in the regionMost Extreme: 322nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 322nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 476th in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 651st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Merconitonitopia was endorsed by The Empire of Great Robertia.
  • : Merconitonitopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, many say faith is a crutch for those who can't move forward.
  • : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories".
  • : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, no one over the age of 35 has the slightest clue what is going on.
  • : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up.
  • : Merconitonitopia was endorsed by The Empire of Heilhum Imperius.
  • : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, students cut up leftover virtues during Arts and Crafts.
  • : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 399 » Guer Aike, Yaorozu, The Rhein States, Runeda, Territorio di Nessuno, Corfad, Koda-Land, Dreadton, Dar es Saalam, Viridiann, Sil Dorsett, North Bratislava, Valhalla123, Castle Federation, Notyoutopia, Zyvetskistaahn, Shibutani, Manticore utopia, Zokk, East Supple Lund, Walter Jackson, Partax, Arimbia, Chukstik Illahi, Zumlandia, Newpromisedland, Aetulia, Siwale, The Tampa Bay Rays, Loutsland, Wilkshire, Seenvorland, The Discipled, Glurponia, Karazan, Pazair, Azzarel, McMasterdonia, Vincone Cae, El Fiji Grande, Sundred, Ravendi, United States of Americanas, Dabarastan, Advancia-Sizzletown, Anungu, Aeurithianar, Ethnon, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Sunto, and 349 others.Antiyard, Tachycardia, Interdimensional Zone, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Kranostav, Pallaith, Empy, Venezuelia, Ataraxia Somnia, Abject Ludicrosity, Aeolist, Altivia, Daiz, Holy Oranz, Asgardira, Frances Francis the First of France, Wineclaw, Orado, Alice Gardens, 1 very fast endotarter, Selfgradatude, Great Bights Mum, Palgo, Esplandia, The Iron Lions, Yukti, The Navy Blue, Necromonia, Gnomewatchers, The Windmilluminati, Tianqing, Vexilia, Choistan, Steampunk Ariel, Calamazo, Misthas, Gurou, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Serendipita Martia, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Valshire, Valentine Z, Praeceps, Fendlium, Terban Kedah, Soviet Terran, Volstokn, Dadastan Archipelago, Shadowrik, Cobleck Weleis, Lungha, Avemterra, Napnomadia, Loli County, Keventle, Kasazzastan, Hamerica, United Kahndaq, Fayyayid, Free Culture, PotatoFarmers, Gilakistan, Jovian Knights, Eraver, The Kingdom and Realm of Anubis, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, Olofin, Banabistan, The Gamer Party, SORT, Slacker Ville, Fel Imass, Rhelmwych, New Octicarg, The Reorganized Arctic Territories, Central Ryal, Unsophisticate, Miamington, Alamei, Fascist Democracy, North Novkia, Solmetria, Pleroma Sans Romans, Greater Maharlikans, Nordic-British Union, Clan Spaniel, Cape Flower, Khoik, Freyford, Conservative State of Poland, 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