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McMasterdonia was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 151
Most Influential: 79th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,269th Largest Black Market: 2,527th
The Kianese Empire of
Mother Knows Best State
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population14.138 billion

LeaderThe Queen Mother

AnimalMcMasterdonian Lion

The Kianese Empire of McMasterdonia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Queen Mother with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 14.138 billion McMasterdonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Intelligentsia. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming McMasterdonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,054 trillion Livres a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 145,294 Livres, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants, the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time McMasterdonian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them, and foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade McMasterdonian Moonshine". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. McMasterdonia's national animal is the McMasterdonian Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Flemingovianism.

McMasterdonia is ranked 167,650th in the world and 8,659th in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -21.4 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most Influential: 79thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,269thLargest Black Market: 2,527thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,989thHealthiest Citizens: 3,518thMost Cultured: 3,867thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,302ndHighest Economic Output: 5,612thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,047thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,541stBest Weather: 7,034thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,500thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,883rdSmartest Citizens: 8,197thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,434thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 10,064thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,193rdLargest Populations: 10,298thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,479thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,736thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,692ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,875thMost Secular: 12,072ndMost Developed: 12,844thHighest Average Incomes: 13,749thMost Inclusive: 15,409thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,859thLargest Governments: 16,379thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,656th
Most Influential: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 85th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 133rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 136th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 140th in the regionMost Cultured: 181st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 190th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 266th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 289th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 291st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 314th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 349th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 365th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 378th in the regionBest Weather: 380th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 383rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 431st in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 449th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 497th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 561st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 564th in the regionMost Secular: 616th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 625th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 676th in the regionMost Developed: 743rd in the regionLargest Governments: 773rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 850th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 861st in the regionMost Inclusive: 884th in the region

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