The Bisexual Dolphins of Oceanica Empire is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Carl Mark with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, anti-smoking policies, and national health service. The compassionate population of 5.087 billion Oceans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hope. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Oceanic economy, worth 944 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 185,754 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has an international reputation for compassion, beggars lack pockets for spare change, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, and inter-species marriages are ignored by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oceanica Empire's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Oceanica Empire is ranked 277,859^th in the world and 5,854^th in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.68 kickbacks per hour.