The Jim and Tim Creator of Hiyzis II is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by President Qutyo SaDenito with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.8 billion Hiyzisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Udersuul. The average income tax rate is 6.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Hiyzisian economy, worth 296 trillion Coins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 51,157 Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Builders across Hiyzis II are blocked up with orders for new public loos, the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them, students abandon classrooms for online education, and shady doctors seem to have impeccable records. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Hiyzis II's national animal is the West Jaoun Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sasuoda and Teaish.

Hiyzis II is ranked 98,478^th in the world and 1,299^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 11.34 Obesity Rate.