The Centralist Republic of Kabarovsk is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by President Ollumn Varrick with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, parental licensing program, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, devout population of 7.345 billion Kabarovskians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sovetskaya Gavan. The average income tax rate is 87.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kabarovskian economy, worth a remarkable 1,187 trillion Denariis a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 161,613 Denariis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wars are forgotten but not forgiven, every computer glitch triggers an immediate counter-espionage response, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests, and several inches are being added to first class seating. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kabarovsk's national animal is the Black Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is the Cult Imperialis.

Kabarovsk is ranked 31,257^th in the world and 753^rd in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,610.04 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.