The Republic of KAP03land is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.418 billion KAP03landians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient KAP03landian economy, worth a remarkable 1,008 trillion 03dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,926 03dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury, faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, and playing card suits are sold separately. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KAP03land's national animal is the bottlenose dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

KAP03land is ranked 312,142^nd in the world and 5,709^th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -16.43 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.