The Republic of KAP03land is a massive, genial nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.116 billion KAP03landians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient KAP03landian economy, worth 265 trillion 03dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,621 03dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, the number of students attending university has reached a record high, the internet has been placed under government control, and where there's smoke there's the KAP03landian Forestry Department. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KAP03land's national animal is the bottlenose dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

KAP03land is ranked 6,777^th in the world and 320^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 13,039.22 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.