The Empire of Necromonia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Darth Bane with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, prohibition of alcohol, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.866 billion Necromonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Necromonia City. The average income tax rate is 8.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Necromonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,822 trillion Necromons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 141,681 Necromons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas, and gambling is outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Necromonia's national animal is the Necromonger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sith Cult.

Necromonia is ranked 167,923^rd in the world and 8,248^th in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -4.2 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.