The Empire of Necromonia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Darth Bane with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, prohibition of alcohol, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.208 billion Necromonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Necromonia City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Necromonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,817 trillion Necromons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,734 Necromons, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

You can get married in sickness and in health but not internationally, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government, there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship, and nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Necromonia's national animal is the Necromonger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sith Cult.

Necromonia is ranked 1,804^th in the world and 105^th in The North Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 28.66 bananas ingested per day.