The Empire of Necromonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Darth Bane with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 22.753 billion Necromonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Necromonia City. The average income tax rate is 3.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Necromonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,159 trillion Necromons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 182,817 Necromons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Schoolchildren on field trips are asked what torture means to them, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, and people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Necromonia's national animal is the Necromonger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sith Cult.

Necromonia is ranked 34,187^th in the world and 401^st in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 56.3 trillion Standard Monetary Units.