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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 766thMost Influential: 1,188thRudest Citizens: 2,018th
The Federation of
Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.674 billion

CapitalSan Tonini
LeaderBert Galous

CurrencyReznovian mark

The Federation of Rezonovia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bert Galous with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.674 billion Rezonovians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Tonini. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Rezonovian economy, worth 284 trillion Reznovian marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 170,168 Reznovian marks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 899,232 per year while the poor average 17,101, a ratio of 52.6 to 1.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, and one does not simply walk into the tundra. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rezonovia's national animal is the dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Rezonovia is ranked 87,359th in the world and 4,526th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.72 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 766thMost Influential: 1,188thRudest Citizens: 2,018thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2,140thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,654thMost Efficient Economies: 4,083rdMost Subsidized Industry: 5,069thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,386thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,976thMost Inclusive: 8,442ndLargest Publishing Industry: 8,917thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,717thHighest Average Incomes: 9,755thTop
Most Secular: 12,489thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,647thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,839thLargest Black Market: 12,896thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,462ndLargest Governments: 14,731stSmartest Citizens: 14,782ndMost Cultured: 15,131stMost Corrupt Governments: 15,381stMost Developed: 15,582ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,971stMost Pro-Market: 16,101stMost Advanced Public Education: 17,031stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,868thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,594th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 92nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 101st in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 123rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 232nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 261st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 281st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 334th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 344th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 365th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 446th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 463rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 464th in the regionMost Influential: 483rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 497th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 500th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 529th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 592nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 634th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 672nd in the regionLargest Governments: 683rd in the regionMost Secular: 684th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 722nd in the regionMost Cultured: 726th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 781st in the regionMost Developed: 815th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 863rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 903rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 973rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Rezonovia was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Yalgora.
  • : Rezonovia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Rezonovia, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
  • : Following new legislation in Rezonovia, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
  • : Following new legislation in Rezonovia, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.
  • : Following new legislation in Rezonovia, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • : Following new legislation in Rezonovia, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
  • : Rezonovia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry and the Top 10% for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Rezonovia, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity.
  • : Following new legislation in Rezonovia, kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 218 » Runeda, The Rhein States, Territorio di Nessuno, Loutsland, Dabarastan, Fizban, Pazair, Amauri, Corfad, Koda-Land, McMasterdonia, Glurponia, Dreadton, Notyoutopia, Viridiann, Dar es Saalam, Shadowrik, Sundred, Selfgradatude, Guer Aike, Shibutani, Valhalla123, Seenvorland, Wineclaw, Zumlandia, Empy, Kranostav, Yaorozu, Abject Ludicrosity, Sunto, North Bratislava, Castle Federation, Interdimensional Zone, Zyvetskistaahn, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Tampa Bay Rays, Vincone Cae, Daiz, Holy Oranz, Frances Francis the First of France, Siwale, El Fiji Grande, Orado, 1 very fast endotarter, Pallaith, Ethnon, Great Bights Mum, Ravendi, Palgo, Gnomewatchers, and 168 others.The Iron Lions, Sil Dorsett, Steampunk Ariel, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Vathnutum, Praeceps, Valentine Z, Fendlium, Volstokn, Terban Kedah, Loli County, Cobleck Weleis, Lungha, Austral States of America, Napnomadia, Kasazzastan, Wilkshire, Hamerica, Merconitonitopia, United Kahndaq, Valatic Ash, Moubarakistan, Xagill, Serendipita Martia, Newpromisedland, Noahs Second Country, PotatoFarmers, Malta Comino Gozo, Universal State Formula, Woodsend, The New Communist Republic Of States, Hyphen, Yokciq Empire, Wit Noreis, The Stratosphere Islands, Omnistria, MiaryBhalzhack, The Endless Eventide, Methor, Votak Matim, Psychotic Vegans, KhalChicken, The World Capitalist Confederation, New Jamgra, Olofin, Clan Spaniel, Vexilia, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Xyrron, SherpDaWerp in TNP, The Lancerian Empire, Khoik, Prevaland, Ihese, Diodone, Crader, Plangainer, Xentherida, SORT, Nisastria, Nistriabar, Manticore utopia, Antiyard, New Lakemba, The Windmilluminati, New Octicarg, The Reorganized Arctic Territories, Zecit, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Varola, Conservative State of Poland, Unshleepd, Irishvan, Ereena, Godwanna, Wisconsota, Kobagia, Maott, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Westinor, Californian Redwood, Zeternia, Solskjar, Mon Civia, Astronomical, Solimun, Prydania, Zemnaya Svoboda, Fauzjhia, The Serdey Islands, Mesopotama, Greater Pittsburgh, U S Eh, Joodey, PortvgaI, Frostcell, Sikol, Saperisole, Zzozona, Timothea, Iztocna Slavija, Hoglands, Confederacy of Antarctica, La Vitica, Plutayah, Libertania Democratica, Carlinland, Termathe, Borsukia, Fluffy Noodles, Nordic-British Union, Former English Colony, Yalkan, I Like Killing people, Necromonia, The Calabash Protectorate, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Lionia, Asoc lon, Kocherian, Sevinland, Ihsan, Seanat, Victorian Atlantis, Brucklania, Arbor Marshes, Anungu, Fayyayid, Arichia, Schnuftelland, Eywaan, Nouvelle-Floride, Smesh, Damsmel, Simone Republic, Highton Islands, Yellops, Unimaginable Doom, Fracie, The New Cordian Empire, Principia Mathematica, Pokemanland, East Akra, Libertia-Conaxia, Valshire, Terra Aquilon, Madjack, Kragsgale, Maynilan, The Noviosyus, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Delageon, Ultra777, Erubetia, Pigeonstan, Aoncarpa, Arlens Apartment, Andexia, Cowbridge, Xipher, CryptoTransumanists, Buckhem, Pope Saint Peter the Apostle, Eastern Cous Empria, and Yalgora.

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