The Federation of Rezonovia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bert Galous with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.674 billion Rezonovians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Tonini. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Rezonovian economy, worth 284 trillion Reznovian marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 170,168 Reznovian marks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 899,232 per year while the poor average 17,101, a ratio of 52.6 to 1.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, and one does not simply walk into the tundra. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rezonovia's national animal is the dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Rezonovia is ranked 87,359^th in the world and 4,526^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.72 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.