The Holy Gold Kingdom of The Union of The People of Britannia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Charles III with an even hand, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The quiet, industrious population of 3.261 billion Brits are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth 408 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 125,318 Pound Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park, it is often said that only King Charles III could bring down Dàguó, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Union of The People of Britannia's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

The Union of The People of Britannia is ranked 300,394^th in the world and 5,437^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -304.61 on the Scary Big Number Scale.