The Commonwealth of Srpski Novo Zelandjani is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by J D PoluPolu with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.173 billion Srpski Novo Zelandjanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Srpski Novo Zelandjanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,013 trillion Paras a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,510 Paras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The entire entry for Srpski Novo Zelandjani in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', Srpski Novo Zelandjanian diplomacy is by the book, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, and pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Srpski Novo Zelandjani's national animal is the Hedgehog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Firmly Agnostic.

Srpski Novo Zelandjani is ranked 224,159^th in the world and 1,982^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 288 billion Standard Monetary Units.