The United States of Scres Gidgerland is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Kirill Kalugin with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, unlimited-speed roads, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.751 billion Gidgerlandians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anchorage. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Scres Gidgerlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,777 trillion $USSGs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 182,337 $USSGs, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

The Scres Gidgerland Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', a rebrand a day keeps the debt collectors away, dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for Scres Gidgerlandian citizenship, and scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Scres Gidgerland's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secular state.

Scres Gidgerland is ranked 16,554^th in the world and 547^th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 87.8 on the Human Development Index.