The United States of Scres Gidgerland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kirill Kalugin with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 5.986 billion Scres Gidgerlandians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anchorage. The average income tax rate is 57.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Scres Gidgerlandian economy, worth 875 trillion dollar USSGS a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 146,330 dollar USSGS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Descriptions of properties as "a stone's throw from the city centre" require a trebuchet to be true, search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country, no one born in Scres Gidgerland can fix a leaky faucet, and businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Scres Gidgerland's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secular state.

Scres Gidgerland is ranked 224,833^rd in the world and 4,384^th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 12.99 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.