The Free Realm of Neo-Zulthyrland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Imperator Solther IV Tsiël with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.746 billion Neo-Zulthyrlandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holotsiël. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Neo-Zulthyrlandian economy, worth 205 trillion furiúnyas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 117,417 furiúnyas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public caravans smell like litter boxes, the little guy plays a big role in Neo-Zulthyrlandian politics, a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers, and dictators have dubbed Neo-Zulthyrland the land of lunatics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Neo-Zulthyrland's national animal is the khvoroch, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Neo-Zulthyrland is ranked 261,851^st in the world and 3,959^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 6.99 Obesity Rate.