The Parliamentary Republic of Zecit is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Cynda Quill with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 15.274 billion Zeds are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zecity. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Zedese economy, worth a remarkable 2,282 trillion bitcoins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,408 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dogs are encouraged to confront the psychodynamic roots of their desire to be "good boys", the government is spending serious cheddar protecting sewer rats, music award shows include surprise polygraph segments, and structures are raised on promises. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zecit's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lewdism.

Zecit is ranked 2,764^th in the world and 131^st in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 61.82 average smiles per day.