The United Federation of Destanzan Islands is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Acharya with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.741 billion Destanzans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Kingston and Regenburg. The average income tax rate is 8.3%.

The very strong Destanzan economy, worth 202 trillion Cromwells a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 74,033 Cromwells, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

President Acharya's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, scientists take credit every time it rains in The North Pacific, the endangered saltwater humpback Tanzac Penguin is only seen in captivity programs, and more and more students are taking up a career in medicine. Crime is totally unknown. Destanzan Islands's national animal is the Tanzac Penguin.

Destanzan Islands is ranked 77,939^th in the world and 1,316^th in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 38,858.16 Standard Monetary Units.