The Commonwealth of Felpolandia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Felps with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.498 billion Felpolandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Felpolandia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Felpolandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,649 trillion Quicksilvers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 324,418 Quicksilvers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Felpolandia will pay them to stop, Air Felpolandia is rumored to receive more government funding than the Felpolandian Air Force, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime is totally unknown. Felpolandia's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is state atheism.

Felpolandia is ranked 221,386^th in the world and 1,939^th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 308 billion Standard Monetary Units.