Dissent is forcefully discouraged President Teethy Phoenix
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 58thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 337thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 369th
The Autocratic Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights
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Population8.105 billion

LeaderPresident Teethy Phoenix


The Autocratic Republic of Vexilia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Teethy Phoenix with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.105 billion Vexilians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phoenix. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Vexilian economy, worth a remarkable 2,962 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 365,495 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

They who do not work shall not eat, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave, and work creation schemes keep the masses occupied with meaningless tasks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vexilia's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Vexilia is ranked 186,317th in the world and 8,248th in The North Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring -80.78 on the Rand Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 58thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 337thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 369thLargest Black Market: 485thMost Influential: 615thMost Corrupt Governments: 765thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 838thLowest Crime Rates: 865thMost Secular: 883rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,042ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,094thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,267thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,305thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,393rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,482ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,664thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,756thLargest Governments: 1,849thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,905thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,071stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,252ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,543rdHealthiest Citizens: 3,187thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,672ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,763rdHighest Economic Output: 4,312thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,597thMost Authoritarian: 4,740thLargest Mining Sector: 4,789thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,990thSmartest Citizens: 5,215thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,916thMost Conservative: 7,191stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,891stMost Efficient Economies: 9,512thBest Weather: 10,082ndTop
Most Stationary: 11,327thMost Developed: 14,381stLargest Publishing Industry: 15,919thMost Extreme: 16,216th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 32nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 40th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 44th in the regionMost Secular: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 44th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 44th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 48th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 56th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 65th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 73rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 74th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 77th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 82nd in the regionLargest Governments: 92nd in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 101st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 128th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 134th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 138th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 157th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 177th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 184th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 206th in the regionMost Influential: 211th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 221st in the regionMost Stationary: 258th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 272nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 275th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 277th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 296th in the regionMost Extreme: 326th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 333rd in the regionMost Conservative: 381st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 439th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 513th in the regionBest Weather: 539th in the regionLargest Populations: 635th in the regionMost Developed: 779th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 816th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 841st in the region

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