Dissent is forcefully discouraged President Teethy Phoenix
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 94thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 411thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 414th
The Autocratic Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population6.972 billion

LeaderPresident Teethy Phoenix


The Autocratic Republic of Vexilia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by President Teethy Phoenix with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, state-planned economy, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.972 billion Vexilians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phoenix. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Vexilian economy, worth a remarkable 2,362 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 338,830 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave, war vets look after war animals, signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Vexilian justice, and the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vexilia's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Vexilia is ranked 2,045th in the world and 61st in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 16,695.35 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 94thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 411thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 414thHighest Poor Incomes: 525thLargest Black Market: 571stMost Influential: 767thMost Corrupt Governments: 929thMost Secular: 1,055thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,145thHighest Average Incomes: 1,207thLowest Crime Rates: 1,226thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,325thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,406thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,537thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,571stTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,910thLargest Mining Sector: 2,045thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,338thLargest Governments: 2,554thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,567thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,871stLongest Average Lifespans: 3,110thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,181stMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,210thMost Authoritarian: 3,730thMost Developed: 4,082ndMost Subsidized Industry: 5,165thHighest Economic Output: 5,438thHealthiest Citizens: 5,543rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,620thSmartest Citizens: 7,005thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,079thMost Conservative: 7,756thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,459thTop
Most Extreme: 9,435thMost Efficient Economies: 11,658thMost Stationary: 12,188thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,588thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,786thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,813th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 35th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 43rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 43rd in the regionMost Secular: 49th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 50th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 53rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 61st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 62nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 65th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 78th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 87th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 87th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 122nd in the regionLargest Governments: 124th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 136th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 152nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 153rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 182nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 200th in the regionMost Developed: 241st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 247th in the regionMost Extreme: 253rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 253rd in the regionMost Influential: 254th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 279th in the regionMost Stationary: 297th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 313th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 319th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 327th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 336th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 412th in the regionMost Conservative: 426th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 590th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 690th in the regionLargest Populations: 714th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 717th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 731st in the region

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