Dissent is forcefully discouraged President Teethy Phoenix
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 213th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 440th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 623rd
The Autocratic Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population5.514 billion

LeaderPresident Teethy Phoenix


The Autocratic Republic of Vexilia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Teethy Phoenix with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory military service, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.514 billion Vexilians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phoenix. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Vexilian economy, worth a remarkable 1,529 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 277,388 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, and citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vexilia's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Vexilia is ranked 1,070th in the world and 48th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 99.1 Atheism Rate.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 213thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 440thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 623rdMost Influential: 720thLargest Black Market: 906thMost Corrupt Governments: 999thMost Secular: 1,070thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,629thTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 1,853rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,924thHighest Average Incomes: 2,033rdLargest Mining Sector: 2,036thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,325thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,412thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,982ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,030thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,109thLargest Governments: 3,654thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,737thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,861stHighest Poor Incomes: 4,983rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,077thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,073rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,139thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,263rdHighest Economic Output: 8,391stTop
Most Conservative: 8,578thMost Authoritarian: 8,713thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,374thHealthiest Citizens: 9,648thSmartest Citizens: 11,503rdMost Efficient Economies: 12,900thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,003rdMost Stationary: 14,395thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,632nd
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 26th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 36th in the regionMost Secular: 48th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 55th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 57th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 61st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 74th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 75th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 96th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 96th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 104th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 119th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 175th in the regionLargest Governments: 175th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 177th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 226th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 232nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 245th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 262nd in the regionMost Influential: 282nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 292nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 332nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 358th in the regionMost Stationary: 386th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 396th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 454th in the regionMost Conservative: 489th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 530th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 535th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 645th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 675th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 683rd in the regionLargest Populations: 797th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 821st in the region

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