Dissent is forcefully discouraged President Teethy Phoenix
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 224th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 425th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 649th
The Autocratic State of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights
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Population5.125 billion

LeaderPresident Teethy Phoenix


The Autocratic State of Vexilia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Teethy Phoenix with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.125 billion Vexilians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phoenix. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Vexilian economy, worth a remarkable 1,377 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 268,740 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, kitchen patrol is dominated by ten-year-old runts, political activists are routinely executed, and motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vexilia's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Vexilia is ranked 170,288th in the world and 8,856th in The North Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 5.33 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 224thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 425thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 649thMost Influential: 743rdLargest Black Market: 969thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,030thMost Secular: 1,301stTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,883rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,919thLargest Mining Sector: 2,133rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,207thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,298thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,449thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,931stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,022ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,163rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,476thLargest Governments: 3,735thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,952ndHighest Poor Incomes: 5,094thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,379thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,395thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,019thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,180thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,275thTop
Most Authoritarian: 9,190thHighest Economic Output: 9,305thMost Conservative: 9,390thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,635thHealthiest Citizens: 10,348thSmartest Citizens: 11,849thMost Efficient Economies: 13,427thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,443rdMost Stationary: 16,631st
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 29th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 42nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 57th in the regionMost Secular: 65th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 70th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 76th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 80th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 85th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 93rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 112th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 120th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 124th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 172nd in the regionLargest Governments: 179th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 196th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 224th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 229th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 257th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 260th in the regionMost Influential: 279th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 309th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 320th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 369th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 394th in the regionMost Stationary: 407th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 461st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 557th in the regionMost Conservative: 567th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 568th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 660th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 706th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 719th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 814th in the regionLargest Populations: 825th in the region

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