Freedom for the wolves has often meant death to the sheep King JJG the III
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 409th Most Influential: 2,292nd Most Armed: 5,795th
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Population761 million

CapitalMayrina Bay
LeaderKing JJG the III

CurrencyAzzl Roubles

The United States of Advancia-Sizzletown is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by King JJG the III with a fair hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 761 million Azzleis enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mayrina Bay. The average income tax rate is 42.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Advancia-Sizzletownian economy, worth 75.9 trillion Azzl Roubleses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 99,752 Azzl Roubleses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing, forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low, and the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Advancia-Sizzletown's national animal is the QuackityHQ, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Advancia-Sizzletown is ranked 19,732nd in the world and 1,009th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 86 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 409thTop
Most Influential: 2,292ndMost Armed: 5,795thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 11,578thRudest Citizens: 12,383rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,317thNicest Citizens: 14,357thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,785thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,883rd
Most Armed: 199th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 327th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 509th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 571st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 623rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 635th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 733rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 734th in the regionMost Influential: 744th in the regionNicest Citizens: 797th in the region

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