Unironically, a very cultured character.
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 155thMost Influential: 378thMost Valuable International Artwork: 936th
The Metalhead with taste of
Left-wing Utopia
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Population8.591 billion

CapitalMayrina Bay and Londonium
LeaderKing Juntism0ld II and Queen 416 and 45
FaithModern Memism

CurrencyAzzlei-Sizzlevancian Memebux
AnimalUseless Goddess Aqua and Onion Aqua

The Metalhead with taste of Advancia-Sizzletown is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Juntism0ld II and Queen 416 and 45 with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.591 billion Sizzlevancians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mayrina Bay and Londonium. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Sizzlevancian economy, worth a remarkable 1,961 trillion Azzlei-Sizzlevancian Memebuxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 228,361 Azzlei-Sizzlevancian Memebuxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

When flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!", carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population, the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel, and elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan. Crime is totally unknown. Advancia-Sizzletown's national animal is the Useless Goddess Aqua and Onion Aqua, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Modern Memism.

Advancia-Sizzletown is ranked 153,724th in the world and 6,508th in The North Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 631.77 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 155thMost Influential: 378thMost Valuable International Artwork: 936thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,559thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,608thMost Developed: 1,873rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,010thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,068thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,176thNicest Citizens: 2,271stMost Secular: 2,293rdMost Inclusive: 2,335thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,340thHighest Food Quality: 2,568thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,583rdTop
Healthiest Citizens: 2,632ndSmartest Citizens: 2,712thMost Cultured: 2,952ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,071stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,266thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,393rdLargest Governments: 3,590thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,775thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,003rdLowest Crime Rates: 4,431stHighest Average Incomes: 5,209thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,713thRudest Citizens: 5,999thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,270thMost Pacifist: 6,602ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,427thSafest: 7,570thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,198thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,817thHighest Economic Output: 9,908thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,320thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 13,460thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,715thMost Stationary: 16,151stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,680thMost Rebellious Youth: 17,945thHighest Drug Use: 24,034th
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 71st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 82nd in the regionMost Influential: 84th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 88th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 102nd in the regionMost Developed: 107th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 115th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 119th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 124th in the regionMost Secular: 126th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 132nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 136th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 138th in the regionMost Inclusive: 146th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 147th in the regionMost Cultured: 147th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 149th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 150th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 158th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 159th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 167th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 169th in the regionLargest Governments: 177th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 190th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 193rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 229th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 232nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 268th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 271st in the regionRudest Citizens: 303rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 331st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 376th in the regionMost Stationary: 377th in the regionMost Pacifist: 393rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 406th in the regionSafest: 430th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 476th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 523rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 533rd in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 614th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 672nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 674th in the regionLargest Populations: 735th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 792nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 841st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1,035th in the region

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