The Kingdom of David Davidson is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by David Davidson with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, devout population of 24.898 billion Sheparders are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of MollieMax. The average income tax rate is 22.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient David Davidsonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,548 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 142,514 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, bike rage is all the rage, teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones, and the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. David Davidson's national animal is the Austrailian Shepards, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

David Davidson is ranked 12,700^th in the world and 454^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 117.3 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.