The Republic of Republiqueducroissant is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Maître Croissant with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, aversion to nipples, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 7.289 billion Croissantois are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Métropole du Grand Croissant. The average income tax rate is 84.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Croissantois economy, worth 800 trillion Dollar croissantiens a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,791 Dollar croissantiens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians no longer click with dating app matches, aristocracy is given the bird and called out as a lark, voters regularly try to eat their ballot papers, and the nation's war memorials are being torn down and replaced with peace gardens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republiqueducroissant's national animal is the Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Croissantisme.

Republiqueducroissant is ranked 301,376^th in the world and 4,502^nd in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 4.27 Obesity Rate.