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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 739th Most Influential: 1,058th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,800th
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Old Emporia

Population2.648 billion

CapitalNew Rapture


The Republic of Old Emporia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Elizabeth with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.648 billion Old Emporians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Rapture. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Old Emporian economy, worth 335 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 126,717 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

The countryside is shrouded by wind farms, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", and stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here. Crime is totally unknown. Old Emporia's national animal is the Crow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Old Emporia is ranked 16,453rd in the world and 833rd in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 63.38 Atheism Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 739thMost Influential: 1,058thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,800thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,606thHighest Drug Use: 7,948thLargest Retail Industry: 8,207thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,071stMost Inclusive: 11,080thMost Efficient Economies: 14,668thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,832ndMost Developed: 14,920thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,625thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,713thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,842ndMost Secular: 16,453rd
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 118th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 227th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 245th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 384th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 414th in the regionMost Influential: 445th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 512th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 551st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 597th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 610th in the regionMost Inclusive: 670th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 754th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 813th in the regionMost Stationary: 823rd in the regionMost Secular: 833rd in the regionMost Developed: 854th in the region

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