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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 661stMost Influential: 861stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,865th
The Zombie Doom Snake of
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Population4.304 billion

FaithWorship of Omnipotent Danger Noodle

AnimalDeadly Garden Snake

The Zombie Doom Snake of Gurou is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Simoji with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.304 billion Gurouans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WiyNei. The average income tax rate is 79.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Gurouan economy, worth 514 trillion Iousies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 119,624 Iousies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Fat-shaming is now public policy, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, soldiers must key in their passwords every time they want to reload their weapons, and the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gurou's national animal is the Deadly Garden Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Worship of Omnipotent Danger Noodle.

Gurou is ranked 61,672nd in the world and 3,016th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 175,887.86 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 661stMost Influential: 861stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,865thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,182ndTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,092ndLargest Black Market: 4,550thMost Secular: 4,748thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,519thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,219thTop
Most Authoritarian: 13,976thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,602ndLowest Crime Rates: 15,894thLargest Governments: 16,050thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,303rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,678thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,933rdMost Stationary: 22,038thMost Conservative: 22,449thHighest Average Incomes: 22,499th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 78th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 81st in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 176th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 186th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 269th in the regionMost Secular: 270th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 322nd in the regionMost Influential: 323rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 426th in the regionMost Stationary: 573rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 621st in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 745th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 751st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 822nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 924th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 953rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1,002nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,058th in the regionLargest Populations: 1,119th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1,214th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,251st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1,299th in the region

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