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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 254thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 518thMost Influential: 551st
The Unpleasant Drainpipe of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Civil Rights
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Gurou

Population8.881 billion

CapitalWiyNei
LeaderBronzefishy
FaithWorship of Omnipotent Danger Noodle

CurrencyIousy
AnimalDeadly Garden Snake

The Unpleasant Drainpipe of Gurou is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Bronzefishy with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.881 billion Gurouans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WiyNei. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Gurouan economy, worth a remarkable 1,985 trillion Iousies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 223,541 Iousies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, and birdsong in the mountains has to be loud enough to drown out nearby jackhammers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gurou's national animal is the Deadly Garden Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Worship of Omnipotent Danger Noodle.

Gurou is ranked 255,877th in the world and 10,953rd in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -20.23 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 254thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 518thMost Influential: 551stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 590thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,017thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,545thLargest Black Market: 1,640thMost Patriotic: 2,214thTop
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Most Secular: 3,064thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,144thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,694thMost Authoritarian: 4,325thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,916thHighest Average Incomes: 5,475thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,460thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,476thLowest Crime Rates: 6,789thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,104thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,109thLargest Governments: 7,180thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,342ndHighest Economic Output: 9,621stLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,664thMost Conservative: 11,779thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 14,063rdMost Stationary: 14,805thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,356thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,261stMost Subsidized Industry: 20,613thSmartest Citizens: 23,691stMost Developed: 23,722ndMost Extreme: 24,542ndLargest Mining Sector: 25,725th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 29th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 42nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 53rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 58th in the regionMost Patriotic: 92nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 107th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 135th in the regionMost Secular: 163rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 191st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 191st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 210th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 236th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 246th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 304th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 314th in the regionMost Extreme: 319th in the regionMost Stationary: 322nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 324th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 326th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 363rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 363rd in the regionLargest Governments: 386th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 398th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 532nd in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 641st in the regionLargest Populations: 691st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 806th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 807th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 818th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 829th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 904th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 979th in the region

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