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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 600thMost Influential: 927thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,751st
The Zombie Doom Snake of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Gurou

Population4.725 billion

CapitalWiyNei
LeaderSimoji
FaithWorship of Omnipotent Danger Noodle

CurrencyIousy
AnimalDeadly Garden Snake

The Zombie Doom Snake of Gurou is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Simoji with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, strictly enforced bedtime, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.725 billion Gurouans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WiyNei. The average income tax rate is 81.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Gurouan economy, worth 560 trillion Iousies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 118,662 Iousies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fat-shaming is now public policy, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, soldiers must key in their passwords every time they want to reload their weapons, and the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gurou's national animal is the Deadly Garden Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Worship of Omnipotent Danger Noodle.

Gurou is ranked 181,107th in the world and 7,881st in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -183.11 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 600thMost Influential: 927thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,751stTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,213thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,097thMost Secular: 4,662ndLargest Black Market: 4,683rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,445thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,514thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,160thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 13,405thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,993rdLowest Crime Rates: 15,205thLargest Governments: 15,511thMost Authoritarian: 16,775thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,409th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 74th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 89th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 180th in the regionLargest Black Market: 203rd in the regionMost Secular: 257th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 263rd in the regionMost Influential: 340th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 352nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 426th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 538th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 603rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 669th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 756th in the regionLargest Governments: 763rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 764th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 887th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 896th in the region

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