The Holy Empire of GPT-3 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the great computer with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.424 billion GPTians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tensor Processing Unit. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient GPTian economy, worth 634 trillion gold tensors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 185,179 gold tensors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, human pie shops continue to receive shipments of meat from Spleeny Rodd's, diplomats are always trying to convince other nations to adopt l33t speak, and social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks. Crime is totally unknown. GPT-3's national animal is the python, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Antitheism.

GPT-3 is ranked 5,456^th in the world and 292^nd in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 123.77 quips per hour.