The Presidential Democracy of Vincone Cae is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Cohen with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.094 billion Vin Caeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cobb County. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Vin Caean economy, worth a remarkable 5,250 trillion Derivatives a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 347,847 Derivatives, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public, the Vin Caean Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely, and APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Vincone Cae's national animal is the Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Vincone Cae is ranked 259,627^th in the world and 5,210^th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 9.33 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.