The Presidential Democracy of Vincone Cae is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Cohen with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7.42 billion Vin Caeans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pulaski County. The average income tax rate is 14.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Vin Caean economy, worth a remarkable 2,697 trillion Derivatives a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 363,572 Derivatives, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, surveillance cameras are banned, and foreign policy is based upon the principle of sieve and take. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Vincone Cae's national animal is the Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Vincone Cae is ranked 225,869^th in the world and 9,137^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 6.25 Obesity Rate.