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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 364th Most Influential: 649th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,593rd
The Most Serene Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population4.637 billion

CapitalNew Phoronus
LeaderG Edwardius

CurrencyPhoronuan Dollar
AnimalQuick Toed Sloth

The Most Serene Republic of Phoronu is a massive, safe nation, ruled by G Edwardius with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 4.637 billion Phoronuans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Phoronus. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Phoronuan economy, worth 780 trillion Phoronuan Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 168,334 Phoronuan Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Lending money has become a major liability, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Phoronuan Dollar charge on their phone bill, skateparks can be found in every city, and the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Phoronu's national animal is the Quick Toed Sloth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Non-Movementarianism.

Phoronu is ranked 71,129th in the world and 3,873rd in The North Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 36.41 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 364thMost Influential: 649thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,593rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,782ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2,787thBest Weather: 2,861stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,899thHealthiest Citizens: 2,950thMost Developed: 2,963rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,976thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,408thMost Cultured: 3,436thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,771stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,039thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,285thSmartest Citizens: 4,378thMost Pacifist: 4,579thLargest Governments: 4,585thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,144thMost Inclusive: 5,322ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,608thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,971stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,280thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,340thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 8,858thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,892ndHighest Average Incomes: 9,339thNicest Citizens: 9,346thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,579thMost Efficient Economies: 9,908thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,208thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,442ndMost Secular: 13,572ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,797th
Most Subsidized Industry: 125th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 144th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 146th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 149th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 150th in the regionMost Cultured: 155th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 158th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 161st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 163rd in the regionBest Weather: 169th in the regionMost Developed: 175th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 182nd in the regionLargest Governments: 213th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 215th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 222nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 222nd in the regionMost Influential: 238th in the regionMost Pacifist: 252nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 257th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 269th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 285th in the regionMost Inclusive: 321st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 325th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 344th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 389th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 403rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 412th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 446th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 475th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 510th in the regionNicest Citizens: 517th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 524th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 529th in the regionMost Secular: 704th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 739th in the regionLargest Populations: 854th in the regionMost Stationary: 859th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 861st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Phoronu, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts.
  • : Following new legislation in Phoronu, skateparks can be found in every city.
  • : Following new legislation in Phoronu, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Phoronuan Dollar charge on their phone bill.
  • : Following new legislation in Phoronu, lending money has become a major liability.
  • : Following new legislation in Phoronu, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • : Following new legislation in Phoronu, fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit.
  • : Following new legislation in Phoronu, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
  • : Following new legislation in Phoronu, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Phoronu, military training in Phoronu emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs.
  • : Phoronu voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Civil Defence Siren".


World Assembly

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