The Dictatorship of Troll Punishers is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Kyle kenway with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.401 billion Troll punishers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TPNG HQ. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Troll Punishersian economy, worth a remarkable 1,151 trillion TPNG tokens a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 261,536 TPNG tokens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

A widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat", sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days, Kyle kenway's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, and search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Troll Punishers's national animal is the 4 eyed insectoid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kenwayism.

Troll Punishers is ranked 27,714^th in the world and 129^th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 41.85 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.