Population | 5.094 billion |
Capital | New Purmerburg |
Leader | Doeme the Dryst |
Faith | The Wisdom of Dryst |
Currency | Daalder |
Animal | Great Grey Hippopotamus |
The The Free Land of Newest Foundedland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Doeme the Dryst with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, otherworldly petting zoo, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.094 billion Newer Foundlandians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Purmerburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Newest Foundedlandian economy, worth 898 trillion Daalders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 176,395 Daalders, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,094,699 per year while the poor average 12,227, a ratio of 89.5 to 1.
People forget to eat because they are too busy singing Doeme the Dryst's praises, the only trips Newer Foundlandians are allowed to take are the ones caused by hallucinogens, restaurants have noticed that hanging wet laundry from the ceiling makes diners order more food, and major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Newest Foundedland's national animal is the Great Grey Hippopotamus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Wisdom of Dryst.
Newest Foundedland is ranked 23,499th in the world and 476th in The North Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 21,383.85 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Newest Foundedland changed its national faith to "The Wisdom of Dryst".
- : Following new legislation in Newest Foundedland, major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings.
- : Newest Foundedland was endorsed by The United Communes of Wonseon.
- : Newest Foundedland endorsed The United Communes of Wonseon.
- : Newest Foundedland created a custom banner.
- : Newest Foundedland altered its national flag.
- : Newest Foundedland changed its national animal to "Great Grey Hippopotamus".
- : Following new legislation in Newest Foundedland, restaurants have noticed that hanging wet laundry from the ceiling makes diners order more food.
- : Newest Foundedland lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Newest Foundedland lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
World Assembly
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