The only constant in politics: change Primarch Dicko
Largest Information Technology Sector: 33rdMost Secular: 44thLowest Crime Rates: 59th
The Federal Commonwealth of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population13.474 billion

CapitalThe Citadel
LeaderPrimarch Dicko


The Federal Commonwealth of Dicko is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Primarch Dicko with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.474 billion Dickoans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Citadel. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dickoan economy, worth a remarkable 5,886 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 436,849 Bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

The comic book series 'Primarch Dicko and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**, unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims, and visual acuity is worsening amongst teenagers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dicko's national animal is the Gryphon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dicko is ranked 2,619th in the world and 152nd in The North Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 25.38 bananas ingested per day.

Largest Information Technology Sector: 33rdMost Secular: 44thLowest Crime Rates: 59thMost Scientifically Advanced: 92ndSmartest Citizens: 117thLargest Governments: 209thMost Corrupt Governments: 217thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 220thHighest Average Tax Rates: 257thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 269thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 301stMost Beautiful Environments: 437thMost Influential: 641stHighest Average Incomes: 666thMost Efficient Economies: 687thMost Advanced Public Education: 698thMost Developed: 766thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 825thLongest Average Lifespans: 853rdMost Patriotic: 1,296thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,340thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,350thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,632ndHighest Economic Output: 1,905thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,084thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,206thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 2,619thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,049thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,278thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,643rdMost Subsidized Industry: 3,646thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,487thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,596thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,216thLargest Retail Industry: 7,756thMost Stationary: 8,676thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,598thTop
Most Authoritarian: 16,475thHighest Food Quality: 23,248thLargest Populations: 23,274thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24,634thBest Weather: 24,938th
Most Secular: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 26th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 33rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 41st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 45th in the regionMost Developed: 50th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 54th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 58th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 61st in the regionMost Patriotic: 63rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 79th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 80th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 113th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 152nd in the regionMost Influential: 160th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 166th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 173rd in the regionMost Stationary: 180th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 188th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 199th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 200th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 200th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 337th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 376th in the regionLargest Populations: 400th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 455th in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 900th in the regionLargest Black Market: 961st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,035th in the regionRudest Citizens: 1,101st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dicko, visual acuity is worsening amongst teenagers.
  • : Following new legislation in Dicko, unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims.
  • : Following new legislation in Dicko, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**.
  • : Following new legislation in Dicko, the comic book series 'Primarch Dicko and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller.
  • : Dicko was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Dicko, the hills are alive with the sound of ringtones.
  • : Dicko voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Haku".
  • : Dicko was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Dicko, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers.
  • : Following new legislation in Dicko, trouble-makers are frequently turned in to the government to be 'recycled'.


World Assembly

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