The only constant in politics: change Primarch Dicko
Largest Information Technology Sector: 28thHighest Poor Incomes: 120thMost Scientifically Advanced: 128th
The Federal Commonwealth of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights
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Population9.154 billion

CapitalThe Citadel
LeaderPrimarch Dicko


The Federal Commonwealth of Dicko is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Primarch Dicko with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.154 billion Dickoans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Citadel. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dickoan economy, worth a remarkable 4,090 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 446,823 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Gryphons and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens, and 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dicko's national animal is the Gryphon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dicko is ranked 205,497th in the world and 9,980th in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -13.3 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Largest Information Technology Sector: 28thHighest Poor Incomes: 120thMost Scientifically Advanced: 128thLowest Crime Rates: 129thMost Corrupt Governments: 273rdMost Secular: 303rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 332ndSmartest Citizens: 334thLargest Governments: 338thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 339thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 366thHighest Average Tax Rates: 424thHighest Average Incomes: 466thMost Advanced Public Education: 526thMost Influential: 596thMost Efficient Economies: 836thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 900thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 912thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,153rdLargest Black Market: 1,161stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,184thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,384thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,447thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,518thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,580thMost Developed: 1,661stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,858thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2,350thHighest Economic Output: 2,522ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,003rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,638thLargest Retail Industry: 4,253rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,342ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,694thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,721stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,533rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,721stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,703rdLargest Mining Sector: 7,751stTop
Most Stationary: 11,071stMost Authoritarian: 13,990thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,955th
Largest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 25th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 31st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 39th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 42nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 44th in the regionLargest Black Market: 45th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 57th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 57th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 59th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 69th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 70th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 77th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 93rd in the regionMost Developed: 100th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 105th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 143rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 171st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 198th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 204th in the regionMost Influential: 204th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 235th in the regionMost Stationary: 247th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 257th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 260th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 271st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 311th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 318th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 504th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 514th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 746th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 852nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dicko, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
  • : Following new legislation in Dicko, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens.
  • : Following new legislation in Dicko, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'.
  • : Following new legislation in Dicko, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Gryphons and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry.
  • : Following new legislation in Dicko, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : Dicko voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Blood Sports".
  • : Dicko endorsed The Republic of Karakalpak Republic.
  • : Dicko endorsed The Holy Dictatorship of Disunited Earth.
  • : Dicko was endorsed by The Holy Dictatorship of Disunited Earth.
  • : Dicko was endorsed by The Republic of Karakalpak Republic.


World Assembly

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