The Federal Commonwealth of Dicko is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Primarch Dicko with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 22.614 billion Dickoans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Citadel. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dickoan economy, worth an astonishing 12,468 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 551,351 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, arts classes now teach children how to sketch the perfect sine curve, the Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition, and political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Primarch Dicko's throne. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dicko's national animal is the Gryphon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dicko is ranked 175,830^th in the world and 2,653^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 138.43 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.