The only constant in politics: change Primarch Dicko
Largest Information Technology Sector: 95th Most Scientifically Advanced: 292nd Lowest Crime Rates: 294th
The Rogue Nation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.279 billion

CapitalThe Citadel
LeaderPrimarch Dicko


The Rogue Nation of Dicko is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Primarch Dicko with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.279 billion Dickoans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Citadel. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Dickoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,071 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 329,865 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, and Dickoan tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dicko's national animal is the Gryphon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dicko is ranked 67,977th in the world and 3,680th in The North Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 38.28 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Largest Information Technology Sector: 95thMost Scientifically Advanced: 292ndLowest Crime Rates: 294thMost Corrupt Governments: 307thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 352ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 376thMost Secular: 426thMost Influential: 622ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 706thLargest Governments: 753rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 985thHighest Average Tax Rates: 991stSmartest Citizens: 1,048thHighest Average Incomes: 1,104thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,106thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 1,725thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,895thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,903rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,935thLargest Black Market: 2,288thFattest Citizens: 2,403rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,405thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,633rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,111thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,194thLargest Mining Sector: 4,238thLargest Retail Industry: 4,619thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,641stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,505thHighest Economic Output: 5,543rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,678thMost Efficient Economies: 6,127thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,533rdMost Authoritarian: 9,546thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,113thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,591stMost Developed: 15,508thMost Stationary: 16,140thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,940th
Largest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Secular: 18th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Governments: 31st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 33rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 49th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 51st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 56th in the regionFattest Citizens: 72nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 74th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 75th in the regionLargest Black Market: 76th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 88th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 89th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 119th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 130th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 135th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 138th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 142nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 198th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 198th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 198th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 217th in the regionMost Influential: 223rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 235th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 263rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 277th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 325th in the regionMost Stationary: 386th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 444th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 561st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 596th in the regionLargest Populations: 596th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 851st in the regionMost Developed: 872nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dicko, Dickoan tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode.
  • : Following new legislation in Dicko, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
  • : Following new legislation in Dicko, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants.
  • : Following new legislation in Dicko, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in Dicko, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary.
  • : Dicko was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Following new legislation in Dicko, people say chess victor Primarch Dicko can kill you with mind-bullets.
  • : Following new legislation in Dicko, the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime.
  • : Following new legislation in Dicko, patriotic parents remind their children to drink plenty of water.
  • : Following new legislation in Dicko, Dickoans are free from pain - but the side effects include loss of individual thought and freedom.


World Assembly

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