The Armed Republic of Serboslavonia is a very large, orderly nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 245 million Serbs are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.8%.

The all-consuming Serboslavonian economy, worth 30.3 trillion Lithium Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 123,671 Lithium Dinars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,071,710 per year while the poor average 2,297, a ratio of 466 to 1.

Serboslavonian soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, and the nation needs a second job to pay the bills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Serboslavonia's national animal is the White Eagles, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Serboslavonia is ranked 307,294^th in the world and 4,752^nd in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 2,297.04 Standard Monetary Units.