The Free States of Sindoesia is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by President Dusan Ganakov with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, aversion to nipples, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.928 billion Sindoesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Defense, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kalmira Federal District. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Sindoesian economy, worth 837 trillion Vuzals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 141,332 Vuzals, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 646,135 per year while the poor average 18,828, a ratio of 34.3 to 1.

Exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, where your food came from is an unknowable mystery, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, and crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Sindoesia's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sindoesia is ranked 85,226^th in the world and 1,229^th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,735 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.