The Kingdom of Tyrantio Land is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by King Charles XVI with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.405 billion Tyrantis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Talos. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tyrantio Landian economy, worth 951 trillion King's Royal Notes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 128,492 King's Royal Notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers, workers can choose whether they prefer offices that smell of pungent body odor or whale vomit, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election, and unpopular scientists are shunned by name. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tyrantio Land's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Roman Catholic Christianity.

Tyrantio Land is ranked 31,736^th in the world and 2,177^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 81.72 law-abiding acts per hour.