The Federal Socialist Republic of Neopie is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Foreign Representative Schulze with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, digital currency, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.121 billion Neopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neopia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Neopian economy, worth a remarkable 5,312 trillion ouanepoumes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 376,233 ouanepoumes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, finders keepers is the law of the land, and the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Neopians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neopie's national animal is the turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Neopie is ranked 307,437^th in the world and 4,676^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 0.98 Obesity Rate.