The Map is Not the Territory
Most Rebellious Youth: 133rd Smartest Citizens: 677th Most Beautiful Environments: 776th
The Deluded Hypocrisy of
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Population30.498 billion


Currencymud patty

The Deluded Hypocrisy of Wisconsota is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 30.498 billion Wisconsotans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Wisconsotan economy, worth a remarkable 3,066 trillion mud patties a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 100,535 mud patties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Wisconsotan Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, and politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls. Crime is totally unknown. Wisconsota's national animal is the bapher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wisconsota is ranked 171,115th in the world and 8,829th in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -35.04 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most Rebellious Youth: 133rdSmartest Citizens: 677thMost Beautiful Environments: 776thHighest Average Tax Rates: 815thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,073rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,138thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,321stLargest Populations: 1,339thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,348thMost Influential: 1,419thLargest Governments: 1,519thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 1,859thMost Pacifist: 2,066thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,273rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,405thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,485thNicest Citizens: 2,563rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,775thHighest Economic Output: 3,128thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,978thSafest: 4,132ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,138thMost Cultured: 4,166thBest Weather: 4,258thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,891stMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,289thMost Inclusive: 6,395thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,409thTop
Nudest: 11,011thLowest Crime Rates: 11,450thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,954thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,469th
Most Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 21st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 29th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 39th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 43rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 51st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 61st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 75th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 78th in the regionLargest Governments: 80th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 107th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 110th in the regionMost Pacifist: 110th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 111th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 125th in the regionNicest Citizens: 144th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 161st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 172nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 180th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 197th in the regionMost Cultured: 198th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 210th in the regionSafest: 222nd in the regionBest Weather: 237th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 319th in the regionNudest: 322nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 383rd in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 553rd in the regionMost Influential: 582nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 728th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 779th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 786th in the region

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