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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 110thMost Rebellious Youth: 132ndMost Influential: 375th
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Population33.048 billion

Currencymud patty

The Deluded Hypocrisy of Wisconsota is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 33.048 billion Wisconsotans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Wisconsotan economy, worth a remarkable 3,295 trillion mud patties a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 99,705 mud patties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Royalist is the most offensive slur in the Wisconsotan language, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Wisconsotan radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, and no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed. Crime is totally unknown. Wisconsota's national animal is the bapher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wisconsota is ranked 99,020th in the world and 5,429th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 117,711.12 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 110thMost Rebellious Youth: 132ndMost Influential: 375thSmartest Citizens: 782ndMost Beautiful Environments: 819thHighest Average Tax Rates: 848thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,174thLargest Populations: 1,278thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,346thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,455thLargest Governments: 1,599thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,808thMost Pacifist: 1,831stTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,341stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,556thNicest Citizens: 2,840thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,170thHighest Economic Output: 3,483rdBest Weather: 3,769thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,932ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,003rdSafest: 4,023rdMost Cultured: 4,348thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,396thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,756thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,182ndMost Inclusive: 6,938thLowest Crime Rates: 10,679thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,982ndLongest Average Lifespans: 13,345thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,026thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,256thNudest: 19,827thMost Politically Free: 20,303rd
Most Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 20th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 38th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 45th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 45th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 48th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 63rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 77th in the regionLargest Governments: 77th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 79th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 98th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 102nd in the regionMost Influential: 112th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 116th in the regionMost Pacifist: 117th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 159th in the regionNicest Citizens: 171st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 189th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 189th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 199th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 199th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 203rd in the regionBest Weather: 211th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 218th in the regionMost Cultured: 219th in the regionSafest: 222nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 418th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 454th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 512th in the regionNudest: 528th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 696th in the regionMost Politically Free: 713th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 713th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 727th in the regionMost Stationary: 1,068th in the region

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