The United Democratic Republic of Esteneng is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Lehiyelton Giahiien Sboneuls with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 6.202 billion Estenengians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Divergaudiburg. The average income tax rate is 80.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Estenengian economy, worth 485 trillion jailisos a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,247 jailisos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got, Lehiyelton Giahiien Sboneuls steals from the rich and gives to the needy, companies have begun running campaigns to stop people from remembering their brand name, and student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Karsian Penguinball fields. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esteneng's national animal is the Karsian Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Evangelicalism.

Esteneng is ranked 257,426^th in the world and 2,595^th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 112 billion Standard Monetary Units.