The Democratic Republic of Esteneng is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Lehiyelton Giahiien Sboneuls with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 1.209 billion Estenengians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Divergaudiburg. The average income tax rate is 64.0%.

The strong Estenengian economy, worth 82.3 trillion jailisos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,046 jailisos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, designer truncheons are the latest law enforcement fashion craze, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, and Evangelicalism has been named as Esteneng's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esteneng's national animal is the Pygosce penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Evangelicalism.

Esteneng is ranked 243,639^th in the world and 11,915^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 7.46 Obesity Rate.