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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 90th Largest Information Technology Sector: 129th Most Scientifically Advanced: 211th
The Borderlands of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population8.75 billion

CapitalUnsophisticate City


The Borderlands of Unsophisticate is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 8.75 billion Unsophisticateans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unsophisticate City. The average income tax rate is 3.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Unsophisticatean economy, worth a remarkable 2,835 trillion kals a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 324,023 kals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

School plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, copyright laws have been abolished, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, and octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Unsophisticate's national animal is the wolverine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Unsophisticate is ranked 76,163rd in the world and 4,167th in The North Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 33.36 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 90thLargest Information Technology Sector: 129thMost Scientifically Advanced: 211thMost Influential: 231stLargest Agricultural Sector: 465thHighest Disposable Incomes: 532ndMost Secular: 875thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 944thSmartest Citizens: 1,125thHighest Average Incomes: 1,174thLargest Retail Industry: 1,298thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,542ndTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,904thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,919thMost Developed: 2,035thRudest Citizens: 2,312thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,553rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,583rdMost Inclusive: 2,611thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,671stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,467thHighest Economic Output: 3,527thBest Weather: 3,662ndLargest Black Market: 3,913thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,185thMost Efficient Economies: 4,533rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,037thLowest Crime Rates: 5,300thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,311thLargest Governments: 6,412thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,005thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,732ndMost Stationary: 7,865thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 9,521stMost Advanced Public Education: 14,502nd
Largest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 35th in the regionMost Secular: 39th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 57th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 68th in the regionMost Influential: 68th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 68th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 69th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 76th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 79th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 86th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 87th in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 104th in the regionMost Developed: 113th in the regionLargest Black Market: 121st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 128th in the regionRudest Citizens: 137th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 139th in the regionMost Inclusive: 162nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 174th in the regionMost Stationary: 177th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 193rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 198th in the regionBest Weather: 211th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 250th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 257th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 280th in the regionLargest Governments: 298th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 358th in the regionLargest Populations: 425th in the regionTop
Most Average: 478th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 508th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 670th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 752nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 857th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 860th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Unsophisticate, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
  • : Following new legislation in Unsophisticate, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
  • : Following new legislation in Unsophisticate, copyright laws have been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Unsophisticate, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.
  • : Unsophisticate voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Civil Defence Siren".
  • : Following new legislation in Unsophisticate, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down.
  • : Following new legislation in Unsophisticate, the nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams.
  • : Following new legislation in Unsophisticate, unemployed taxi drivers ironically use self-driving cabs to reach employment offices.
  • : Unsophisticate was endorsed by The Theocracy of East Taco.
  • : Following new legislation in Unsophisticate, citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 479 » Unimaginable Doom, Great Bights Mum, Sunto, Notyoutopia, Yaorozu, Shadowrik, Sil Dorsett, Avalon, Xentherida, SillyString, Ceretis, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Wineclaw, Selfgradatude, Frances Francis the First of France, Guslantis, Malta Comino Gozo, Bayern-Straubing, Plumas, The Kyziban Islands, Bothia, Boggovia, New Sekai, Jefffliu, Camarthen, Elevation, SORT, Siwale, Halcon siveriano, Crodaria, Holy Oranz, Equestrian Commonwealth, Apetopia, Alice Gardens, Chukstik Illahi, Pallaith, PlanetPunk, Kwaj, Amerian States, Panama Coalition, General COE, Aldion, Palisede, Cloydicia, Dutchyland, Ainsworth, Corfad, Necromonia, Zokk, The Bureaucratic Territories, and 429 others.Kyrianian, Choistan, Prospit, Kundam, Keelut, Shin-Hachioji, Diodone, ZimRobwe, ZhangKeyesland, Walter Jackson, Vexilia, Wooleystan, American MapleStory, Aezus, Yukti, Kelvaros Prime, Herzliyya, Buckerino, Koda-Land, The Iron Lions, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Beodarasc, Bonjoura, BrightFutures, Tredano, Acrabinnia, Chamocha, Territorio di Nessuno, Aroa, New Lakemba, Dicko, Drasvidania, Dopeland420, David Davidson, Calamazo, Dadastan Archipelago, Wodan, Esplandia, Blackwood Coast, Erwo Stal, Felpolandia, Gmt2001, Eglise Sainte Eve, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Victoriaans Nederlands, The Galactic Triumvirate, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Azzarel, Dreylus, Agrauron, Mzeusia, Gladio II, Malvad, Ozstan, Outer Egorniand, Free Culture, Puczovska, Ice and Tinian, Venezuelia, Misthas, Sacrento, Wunderstrafanstalt, Weehay, Wilkshire, Pleroma Sans Romans, Karazan, Revolutionary Sealand, Kubrostavsria, Lemonbiscuits, Valenair, Humptalumpta, Renetopia, Hellstown, Tianqing, New Phyrreus, Kolorland, Atain, TerranulliuZ, Ka Ching, Q w e r t y, Shibutani, Californian Redwood, Sakaryata, THX1138, Snoodum, Joodey, Detrivania, Phoronu, Lower Nubia, Northern Glory, Sea Ghost, Govornia, East Supple Lund, Atheenos, The Gamer Party, Soviet Terran, Prydania, 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