The Borderlands of Unsophisticate is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 21.191 billion Unsophisticateans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unsophisticate City. The average income tax rate is 53.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Unsophisticatean economy, worth an astonishing 13,733 trillion kals a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 648,086 kals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A video of Leader wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, many politicians are having to do a hard day's work for the first time in their careers, Leader's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, and commemoration of the Great The North Pacific War costs almost as much as the war itself. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Unsophisticate's national animal is the wolverine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Unsophisticate is ranked 182,189^th in the world and 3,496^th in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,049.37 on the Hickory Productivity Index.